Help Me Help You.

I started reading DaVinci Code. I'm like, four pages in. I've decided, since I have no content right now for this damn blog that I shall give a short play-by-play of the novel, for those of you who a) want to know what it's about but are too lazy/busy/stupid to read it & b) are midly amuzed by over-simplified recaps.


Some guy with a secret died. Main Character is going to the Louvre to check it out. The Albino Henchman likes pain.


Oh. I just remembered. Tomorrow I will have to download that Google Talk dealie and see if it's worth anything. Also - does anyone know if you can buy wireless headsets for computers. Like, you know how you can have those microphone/headphone combos, only, wireless. I ask because I'm too poor to pay phone bills to Japan, but I'm also too anoyed by sitting at my computer to have a voice conversation with daedrius.